My final days

So I am writing this post in my final day as a teenager, sad I know.

Society frowns upon teenagers and now I suppose I will have to turn on all of you that are still youngins and sneer at the way you drive with your silly little N's and L's, and the way you dress, and the way you have to peirce everything.

And my friend Britney just assured my that "20 is the new 15" so in that case forget everything I said in the paragraph above. Although I still may sneer and judge those few because thats how I roll and hey, you have to respect me I am your elder.

Good bye cruel teenage world............ and hello to a life of wrinkle cream and depends