It was like Disney...... on ice

Ok so on thursday Hannah and I went to Disney on Ice, the tickets in which she got me for christmas (awsome present) So we catch the bus there ( in which Noor aka GPS made a little bus schedule for us which worked marvelously) so all we see is masses of children and it's like "good god" (mostly cuz I have a hate for hyper children or mostly children in general) so we get in and decide to get popcorn and lemonaid and Hannah got a snow cone in a creepy head of the baby incredible.

So we go down to our seats and we had front row ice seats, but I kinda felt like a jackass walking past the rows of children to get to my prime seats, but hey not my fault their parents suck and didnt get tickets fast enough. So we were just sitting there waiting for the show to start and the vendors were all around and this one with light up swords came up to us ( he was kinda cute) and was light "hey ladies need a light" but he said it as though we were asking him to light a cigarette, i suppose you kinda had to be there.
So then the show started and it was like Disney........on ice. It was pretty amazing we were just sitting there in awe pretty much cuz it was great and many times during the show mickey, minnie, pluto and so much more were like right in front of me. I though about touching them but I decided I did not want to spend the night in Disney jail, although I would imagine it would be better than regular jail.

But there was this one guy in the show ( hannah will know what I mean) but he was just REALLY into it, it was hilarious I just cracked up.

So there was lots of funny things that went on but just to much to write and I dont want to bore ya'll. So we were on the bus on the way back and we were on Hastings right at the sketchy part and the bus stops so the backdoor is wide open and the bus driver gets out and I turn to Hannah and I'm like " Good god I am gunna get stabbed in the knee cap by a dirty needle aint I" and she had a chuckle out of that. So that kinda ended that night then we went shopping the next day, it was nice to have Hannah back if only for a little while.

It's been a good year

You know while I was sitting on the bus today (trying to avoid making eye contact with the guy that was twitching) I was thinking about what a great year I have had, sure it's has some lows but the highs totally kick the low's asses.

Ok som lets start up at the beginning of the year:

January: Oh it was a cold cold January, nothing happened.

February: I turned 19, my birthday itself sucked ass, but I was now legal age which proved to be a key role in what was to happen in the follwing months.

March: Best and worst month of my life, worst because I had to get my wisdom teeth out (thats why i no smart no more) and best because I got to go home for two weeks and Prison break came back on from it hiatus. ( also bad becasue I chopped all my hair off)

April: April was a non eventful month, i think the most eventful thing was that I cut my own hair??

May: I went home for Beaver and Deb's wedding (I think this was the best time I had all year well in ways) SO at the wedding me and the Allykins got our drink on and I got the drunkest I have ever been, then the next night I got wasted again at spoonfest( ha ha dont ask). Then cut my hair shorter ( why you ask I dont know)

June: June was nothing special, went to Red Robins for Britneys bday ( sorry brit I guess that is special)

July: Was Atlas Quest 2006, it was grand good times and some sweet ass pictures ( though I am thinking now it might have been in june). And I moved out from the hell place.

August: August was the best time of my life. First there was the So You Think You Can Dance tour which was frickin amazing ( alas I did not catch on of Dimetri's buttons when he ripped off his shirt) Then I went back to the Rock for my daddys and bro's bdays, But also for alterative reasons to go for spoonfest 2 (again dont ask) and got wasted and shool my groove thang at the Voodoo.

September: OH sweet sweet septmeber, I think my brain can't remeber much from those days from all the drinking from the previous months. But I do remember going to my bestest buddies crib in Naniamo to get liqoured up and have good times, and ohhh man were those good times.

October: So October called for another trip back to the island for Turkin Time and I decided to bring my homeless friend Britney. She was scared of the island ( and possibly my driving) but she liked my dog so thats all tha counts. And sadly my beloved fish Adam died, he lived a long life and I miss him lots.

November: November was my first Hockey game, it was bittersweet because I had a kickass time but I didnt get to see Nazzy like some people. Then we got tickets to go see Xtina in March 2007 so thats cool.

December: I aint a frickin psyhcic fools how do I know what will happen. But I do predict there will be fat jolly man crawling down yuor chimney to give yuo presents. Damn I havent a chimney.

Well I hope yuo guys also agree that I had a great year. And I forgot to mention I HAVE FRIENDS yay, hopefully friends that like me and want to have a great year in 2007

Love, Hate and Termoil

This song is super cute and sweet and if you dont mind the country so much you should download it. It's a "feel good" song (take that jackass anonymous)

"Tim McGraw" by Taylor Swift

You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie"
Just a boy in a Chevy truck,
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,
On backroads at night
An' I was right there beside him all summer long
An' then the time we woke up to find that summer'd gone

But when you think: Tim McGraw,
I hope you think my favorite song
The one we danced to all night long:
The moon like a spotlight on the lake
When you think happiness,
I hope you think: "That little black dress"
Think of my head on your chest,
An' my old faded blue jeans
When you think Tim McGraw,
I hope you think of me

September saw a month of tears,
An' thankin' God that you weren't here,
To see me like that
But in a box beneath my bed,
Is a letter that you never read,
From three summers back
It's hard not to find it all a little bitter sweet,
An' lookin' back on all of that, it's nice to believe:

When you think: Tim McGraw,
I hope you think my favorite song
The one we danced to all night long:
The moon like a spotlight on the lake
When you think happiness,
I hope you think: "That little black dress"
Think of my head on your chest,
An' my old faded blue jeans
When you think Tim McGraw,
I hope you think of me

And I'm back for the first time since then:
I'm standin' on your street,
An' there's a letter left on your doorstep,
An' the first thing that you'll read:

Is: "When you think: Tim McGraw,
"I hope you think my favorite song"
Some day you'll turn your radio on,
I hope it takes you back to that place
When you think happiness,
I hope you think: "That little black dress"
Think of my head on your chest,
An' my old faded blue jeans
When you think Tim McGraw,
I hope you think of me

Oh, think of me,
Mmmm
You said the way my blue eyes shined,
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night I said: "That's a lie"

Frickin Hilary Duff

So I just finished watching one of my favorite movies, which is "Cinderella Story". Now don't be sad this isnt a break down on the movie just kind of what ticks me off about it. First of all you may be wondering why one of my favorite movie includes the likes of Hilary Duff and Chad Micheal Murry. Well it's not them that makes the movie, I suppose it is the story that goes along with it. It's pretty much Cinderella in the real life and time which is coolio because I was in high school when i first watched it so I suppose I could relate other than the fact that I did not get to be the most popular guy at the school's dream girl. Or rather any one at our school's dream girl, but hey I think i have moved past that.

ANYWAYS........... Hillary Duff makes me mad because not only am i jealous of her, I don't really know why but I suppose I am, mostly because I want my own show on the family channel (or a guest spot on Zoey 101 being Chases' girlfriend) frig I am a creep. But it's like Ms Duff is put on this perfect little pedestal and really she shouldn't be due to these facts:

1. She is dating a guy that is super too old for her and he is in a band that isn't even a real cool 'rock' band.

2. She has gotten plastic surgery, which is not cool if you are supposed to be an idol for young girls. "Yes please little girl please go get a chin implant, then buy my movies and cd's

3. She has her own clothing line. Like why don't you just go be friends with the Olson twins, then you guys can have a cute little fashion show in Zellers.

4. She's anorexic. I dunno if you noticed but I sure did when she went plump duff to skinny mini where here creepy little bones showed through her hoe'riffic skin.

So all in all she makes me mad because she gets to make out with hotties on tv and gets to sing songs and gets to be anorexic. Damn I wish i had her life.

Damn those hotties and how they foil my plans

Ok so on Saturday I got the privlege of going to a Canucks game with my parentals and some people from my dad's company. So I was excited never been to a hockey game, but was looking forward to seeing Nasland and Morrison in action. So we got to sit in one of those VIP box lounges ( the one right by Nazzys special lounge). So these boxes are like Heaven on earth, free food, free alcohol and a private washroom.

So me never being to a hockey game before was all in awe becasue not only were there just soo many people but I was actually in the same building with these sexy hockey playing men ( well some of them are sexy, not all..trust me) so I was just snapping away with my camera and just having a great ol time. THEN next thing I know in walk these two guys that were part of our group but were late to the game and one of them (Josh) was one of the most sexy men I have ever seen. So it was Josh and Tim that came in late and they were both Calgary Flames fans so we were buggin them ( all in good sport of course, even though I threated to hang Tim over the rail by his feet) So as the game progressed and I consumed more alcohol Josh and I started talking which was great. ANd for those who know me when I get either embarassed ( or around the fellas) or start drinking my face goes really red. So I kept excusing myself so that I could run cold water on my face to try to make the red go away ( which it didnt) but I am pretty sure he thought I had an 'issue' which probably isnt good.

And you know the whole thing would have probably been better if my mom would have just stayed away from me instead of making me look like I was 5, which is probably not appealing to have a girls mom there makng fun of you when her daugher is trying to get her flirt on. But all was well and Josh and I just kinda watched the game and chatted a little now and then. So the game ended and sadly the Nucks lost (sob) and Tim was running around in his flames jersey and I was like don't try it Josh, he just laughed. So it was time to leave and I waited to go in the elevator with Josh in it ( you know it's how I roll, follow the damn hotties) So we were all having a grand time in the elevator me and Josh were buggin each other and all that you know how it is, you can't deny it you know what I am talking about. And then we run into the group thta was in the other elevator ( which included my drunken father) and they were all excited and they were like " OMG Nazzy was in our elevator!!" and I was sooo jealous and angry and they all got pictures with him and I love Nazzy, he is a frickin sexy man. So again my life has been foiled by those damned hotties. They could probably lead me into hell and I would follow.

But damn it's so classic me to not go the same way with the people who get to see the celebs. It ALWAYS happens. I'm just still in my jealousy phase I will get over it one day. I am happy for my dad becasue he has been a hockey fan since it was like invented. But if he whips out that picture to show me I just may burn it.

Why doesnt a man in tights ever come and rescue me??

Ok so the other day I was watching Snow White. Don't get me wrong I love it, it's a Disney Classic and it shaped the way the Disney company is today. But while watching it I couldn't help but have an opinion on some stuff. So if you will be offended to bad it's how I roll.

Ok so it starts with the Queen asking her mirror on the wall who is the farest one of all, well no shit he is gunna say snow white you old hag. First of all you lock yourself in a tower, get some sun sicky and maybe you should let your hair down instead of locking yuor face in that crazy little hat of yours. So how does she deal with this?? She gets someone to assasinate her step daughter. Yes thats how you will win her love, kill her, kill her good. But how does she know that once her step kid is dead that someone else wouldn't be prettier?? My prediction would be she kills the entire kingdom, cuz she aint that pretty.

So then snow white is in the courtyard scrubbin some stairs and she is all singing, cuz thats what people do when they wash things (aka cinderella). So she is like " Someday my prince will come blah blah blah" and then creepily there happens to be a prince on the other side of the wall and he is like " What is this a girl who wants some prince ass? Alright" so he hops the wall and sneaks right up to her and just starts singing and she is like OH SHIT and runs into the castle and is all scared. Well you have to give her props on this becasue she is like 12 and a man comes up behind her. It's like the olden day internet preditor. So then they have their little duet and she loves him now and her Step mom just gets even more pissd off because he doesnt like her cuz she isnt the fairest one of all.

Then Snow White runs into the forest so she doesnt get killed and she befriends all the animals (which I must admit is cool because I would like animal friends) So they lead her to a little cabin. And she is like oh it's where little children live ( way to nieve Snowey) So she is like well maybe if I clean it they will let me live here. So she pretty much enforces slave labour and makes the animals clean things (hello animal rights) So then she is all sleepy and goes and sleeps upstairs, Which is nasty because she didnt wash the sheets and god knows the dirty little dwarfs dont. So the only possibilities are lice, herpes, chlamydia, fleas you know to say the least. So the dwarfs all come home and they make the retarded dwarf go up to see what the monster is. And if yuo think about it SW is a lucky girl becuase they could have raped her and she may have had a dwarf baby. But luckily they let her stay because they all have crushes on her. But the wicked step monster finds out where she is and decides to do her own dirty work to kill Snowey. She should have known if you want something done right yuo have to do it yourslef. So she transforms into a old hag ( what she truly is) and poisons and apple. So she goes and finds snow white and of course SW lets her in the house ( jackass) even though her animal friends warned her ( why didnt she listen, its the point of having friends) and so the Step monster tells her that the apple is magic and so SW being the 12 years old she is wishes for a prince to come and save her yada yada. Then she bites the apple and dies.

So of course the dwarfs were like 5 seconds too late and they kill the Queen, which is too bad cuz now she will never be the fairest in the land. And the encase SW in a glass coffin so they could still she her. It's a good thing people don't decay in fary tales. So they show the seasons pass and then it's spring and they open up the coffin (ewww) and the Prince comes and kisses her ( ewww necrofiliac) so then she comes alive and he is probably like damn, cuz he wanted a dead girl. So he puts her on his horse and they leave. I would be like I aint your property bitch, date me first tool, I want to live with the little men. But no selfish SW just leaves the poor little Dwarfs behind. I bet she never even invited them to the wedding tisk tisk.

Whore!!

But in conclusion I dont think it's fair she was dead the sexy creepy man in tights could have come and courted me, I was alive. It just goes to show you, you have to be a dead princess to get the sexy man in tights.

So this is Christmas......

Wow ok so think I am the most giant tool in the universe but I don't care, but I am ready for Christmas. So much so that I have downloaded a few of my foavorite Jingles and am pulling out my Christmas decorations. Hey if I have to live by myself no one should care that my place will look like a winter wonderland. But as soon as I turn on Christmas tunes it's like I can't be sad, I think it's impossible.

So I have downloaded the Christmas CD collection from Boney M. You may ask who they are, and I myself am not quite sure myself. But whenever we used to decorate our tree and stuff back home my mom would put on her Boney M record and we would just have an awsome time. So I downloaded them so that I could have my own merry little christmas in November.